Dates

I dated a Doctor
that collected scalpels
He cut my heart out
And sold it to a chapel
I dated a priest
but it was a secret
(he pledged to the lord
that he would truly keep it)
I dated a swimmer
that lived for the sea
he loved water so much
Is that why I'm still crying?
I dated a writer
who wrote in a journal
I found out his topics
(Made me want to hurl)
I dated a tech geek
that loved the new gadgets
He drove me so crazy
I was searching for hatchets
I dated a singer
who wrote me these songs.
They made my brain melt
and my heart sing along
I think he's the best thing
that's happened to me
But by my past experience
he'll probably leave me.